Caturday 05-11-13

Posted May 11th, 2013 by Ruling D Kitteh

Descriptions for Cats

Cat: A lapwarmer with a built-in buzzer.

Cat: A four footed allergen.

Cat: Small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.

Cat: A small, furry lap fungus.

Cat: A treat-seeking missile.

Cat: A wildlife control expert impersonator.

Cat: One who sleeps in old, empty pizza boxes.

Cat: A hair relocation expert.

Cat: An unprogrammable animal.

Aquarium: Interactive television for cats.

Cataclysm: Any great upheaval in a cat’s life.

Catatonic: A feline medicinal drink.

Caterpillar: A soft scratching post for a cat.

Cat Scan: To look for a new cat.

Dog: A cat’s device for running practice.

Door: something a cat always wants to be on the other side of.

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