Hunting Dog Raffle

Posted May 6th, 2013 by Rascal D Goggy

Hunting Dog Raffle

On Monday Fred, an old country farmer, bought a hunting dog from Luke, another old farmer, for $100. Luke promised to deliver the dog the next day.

On Tuesday Luke drove up and said, “Sorry, Fred, but I have some bad news. The dog died.”

Fred: Well, then, just give me my money back.

Luke: Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.

Fred: Well, OK then. Just bring me the dog and I’ll take care of it.

Luke: What ya gonna do with a dead dog?

Fred: I’m going to raffle him off.

Luke: You can’t raffle off a dead dog!

Fred: Sure I can. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.

Several days later the two farmers meet up.

Luke: Whatever happened with that dead hunting dog?

Fred: I raffled him off just like I said I would. Sold 500 tickets at $2 each!

Luke: Didn’t anyone complain?

Fred: Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.

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