Posts tagged ‘dog jokes’

Purebred Police Dog

May 21st, 2012

Purebred Police Dog A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog, $25.” Thinking that to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to be delivered. The next day a van arrived at her home and delivered the mangiest-looking mongrel she had ever seen. In a rage, […]

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans 1. Blaming your farts on me… not funny… not funny at all !!! 2. Yelling at me for barking.. I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG, YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that […]

Top Ten Signs You Spoil Your Dog: 1. You think begging for table scraps is beneath him, so you let your dog eat at the table with you. 2. You take him to the supermarket and let him pick out his own dog food. 3. Your husband comes home from work, looks at the stew […]

Is This Heaven?

April 23rd, 2012

A man and his dog were walking along a road… The man was enjoying the walk, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a high white […]

Liver and Cheese

April 16th, 2012

A Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a goggy bar having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can date me.” So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.” The Collie says, “That’s not good enough.” The […]

Goggy Hairdresser

April 9th, 2012

10 Reasons Your Dog’s Hair Cut Costs More Than Yours 10. Your hairdresser doesn’t wash and clean your rear end. 9. You don’t go for 8 weeks without washing or brushing your hair. 8. Your hairdresser doesn’t have to give you a sanitary trim. 7. Your hairdresser doesn’t have to clean your ears. 6. Your […]