Posts tagged ‘funny animal jokes’

There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the desert, his truck breaks down. Finally, after about 3 hours, he manages to wave another truck down and offers the driver $500 to take the penguins to the state zoo for him. […]

Cruise Line Magician

April 15th, 2013

Cruise Line Magician A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always steal his act by saying things like, “he has a card up his sleeve” or “he has a dove in his pocket.” One day the ship sank and the magician and the parrot found […]

The Three Little Pigs

March 18th, 2013

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order. “I would like a Sprite,” said the first little piggy. “I would like a Coke,” said the second little piggy. “I want water, lots and lots of water,” said the third little piggy. The drinks are brought out […]