Posts tagged ‘funny cat jokes’

Caturday 06-08-13

June 8th, 2013

Cat Lineage Three feral cats were bragging about their kittens. The first cat said, “My kittens are part Persian. Their father was a pure Persian cat.” The third cat said nothing. The second cat said, “Well, that is nothing. My kittens are part Siamese. Their father was a pure bred Siamese.” The third cat said […]

Caturday 04-13-13

April 13th, 2013

“Cat-Person” Profile Quiz: Is your devotion to your cat and “cat things” in the training stage, at a moderate level, or extreme? Or are you an all out shameless “cat-a-holic?” Let’s just see how you rate as a “cat person,” shall we? See how many of these can you give an HONEST “yes” answer to: […]

Caturday 10-20-2012

October 20th, 2012

The Disappearing Kitteh A lady had a beautiful black cat, Midnght, who spent his days outside and came indoors at night. One crisp fall evening he disappeared. The lady searched for him in vain. The following spring, however, Midnight reappeared, looking healthy and clean. She figured he’d been sowing his wild oats. Everything was back […]

Caturday 09-08-2012

September 8th, 2012

Job Description for Cats BATHROOMS – Always accompany guests to the bath room. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit & stare. DOORS – Do not allow any closed doors … in any room. To get the door opened, stand on hind legs & hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it’s not […]

Caturday 08-18-2012

August 18th, 2012

Kitteh / Hooman Translator “HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY…” …Means that humans want to take you somewhere, most likely the vet. Avoid it. “I HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU!” …Probably left over human food they were about to throw out. “HERE’S SOME KITTY TREATS…” …Most likely another foil wrapped appeals-to-a-human Madison Avenue concoction. Real kitty treats […]

Caturday 06-30-2012

June 30th, 2012

The Amazing Cat Miracle Diet Most diets fail because humans are still thinking and eating like, well, people. For those you who have never had any success dieting, now there is the new Cat Miracle Diet! Most cats are long and lean (or tiny and petite). The Cat Miracle Diet will help you achieve the […]

Caturday 06-09-2012

June 9th, 2012

How To Give A Cat A Pill 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill […]

Caturday 05-26-2012

May 26th, 2012

Why Kittehs are Better Than Men A cat always hits the litterbox. You have a better chance of training a cat. You never have to spend time with your cat’s mother. If you ask enough times, a cat may actually LISTEN to you. It’s okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend. A […]

Caturday 03-31-2012

March 31st, 2012

Cat Facts and Quotes =^.^= No home is complete without the patter of little furry feet =^.^= I came, I purred, I conquered =^.^= Kids are for people who can’t have cats =^.^= It’s my cats house I’m just here to open the cans =^.^= Purring is music to soothe the soul =^.^= If you […]

Caturday 03-10-2012

March 10th, 2012