Posts tagged ‘funny’

Christmas Guard Dog

December 24th, 2012

Christmas Dog by Shel Silverstein Tonight’s my first night as a watchdog, And here it is Christmas Eve. The children are sleeping all cozy upstairs, While I’m guardin’ the stockin’s and tree. What’s that now—footsteps on the rooftop? Could it be a cat or a mouse? Who’s this down the chimney? A thief with a […]

It’s tGIFriday 03-09-2012

March 9th, 2012

I Gots Skillz!            

Beware of Dog!

January 16th, 2012

Beware of Dog! Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. He asked the store manager, “Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?” […]

Talking Dog For Sale

January 9th, 2012

A guy is driving around Oklahoma and he sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog For Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. “You talk?” he asks. “Yep,” the Lab […]

Just a Quick Snack

January 3rd, 2012