Posts tagged ‘jokes’

April Fool’s Pranks

April 2nd, 2013

April Fool’s Pranks Barking Out Loud! Did yoos see mah post yesterday about Sony’s new line of electronics for anipals? It was a April Fools joke. Dat was jus’ too funny! Anyways, me’s wanted to post da video below yesterday cuz it’s kinda a Easter Video bout some doods pranking dere girlfwiends and Easter was […]

Pet Lovers’ Manifesto

August 13th, 2012

Found dis on mah Daddy’s compooter. Teh Kitteh wants to gives him a catervention…   Dear Dogs and Cats, When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way. The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain […]

Is This Heaven?

April 23rd, 2012

A man and his dog were walking along a road… The man was enjoying the walk, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a high white […]

Goggy Ten Commandments

January 30th, 2012

Goggy Ten Commandments (according to my Daddy) 1. Thou shalt not stick your nose in somebody’s crotch to say “hello.” 2. Thou shalt not utilize the kitteh’s litter box as a Drive Thru Snack Bar. 3. Thou shalt not come in from da outside and immediately drag your butt. 4. Thou shalt not play tug-of-war […]

Goggy Dictionary

January 23rd, 2012

Goggy Dictionary BATH: If you find something especially good to roll in, humans get jealous and they use this degrading form of torture to get even. Be sure to shake only when next to a person or a piece of furniture. BICYCLES: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum […]

Beware of Dog!

January 16th, 2012

Beware of Dog! Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. He asked the store manager, “Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?” […]

Talking Dog For Sale

January 9th, 2012

A guy is driving around Oklahoma and he sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog For Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. “You talk?” he asks. “Yep,” the Lab […]