Telegram For Mongo

Posted January 14th, 2013 by Rascal D Goggy

A German Shepherd walks into a Western Union, goes up to the window, noses a form toward the clerk, and seems to indicate he wants to send a message.

The clerk is amused and laughs a little as she says, “okay, boy, what do you want it to say?”

The dog barks, “Woof-woof, woof-woof-woof, woof, woof-woof.”

The clerk giggles as she dutifully fills in the spaces, then says, “well, that’s only eight words – you can add two more for the same price!” and busts out laughing.

The dog cocks his head to one side, licks his jowls, and says, “why the heck would I do that? I already said all I had to say.”

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