When having a Great Dane Just Isn’t Enough

Posted March 11th, 2013 by Rascal D Goggy

When having a Great Dane Just Isn’t Enough

Two neighbors, Bob and Bill, had been fighting each other for four decades so Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill’s yard.

For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.

So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill’s yard.

After about a year and a half of Bob’s Great Dane and cow pooping in Bill’s yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill’s house.

Bob runs over and demands to know what’s in the 18-wheeler.’My new pet elephant,’ Bill replies solemly.

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