Where’s My Change?

Posted January 7th, 2013 by Rascal D Goggy

Every night, a guy who lives above a bar tucks a ten spot into his dog’s collar and sends the pooch downstairs.

Every night, the dog returns a few minutes later with a fresh pack of cigarettes tucked into his collar.

One evening the guy has only a twenty dollar bill – but he figures the bartender will tuck in the change along with his pack of smokes and sends the dog downstairs.

Half an hour later, when the dog hasn’t returned, the guy trundles down to see what’s up.

And there’s the dog, perched on a stool, happily lapping beer from a pint glass.

“What’s going on?” the guy exclaims, “he’s never done this before!”

The dog turns his head and says, “I’ve never had the money before.”

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